Grand Opening of the new and improved TimPeeler.com Version 8.3.2243
Hey, if Microsoft can jump from Version 3.1 to Version 3.11 to 95, I
can jump from Version 0.2 to Version 8.3.2423.
Welcome. I decided it was about time to update my web page. I mean
really, I'm attracting enough spam; I should do my part to help make
spambots happy.
Peruse the pages and you'll find out more about what it is to
truely be Tim Peeler.
- What makes Tim happy?
- Where does Tim shop?
- How does Tim do what he does?
- And more importantly: How can I
be more like Tim?
Yes, the answer to these questions and more can be found in
the following pages.
So, like Neo, follow the white rabbit into what is sure to be
an experience unlike any other.
Disclaimer:
TimPeeler.com does not guarantee that your experience will
be any more special than any other experience you've ever
had. And that includes the time you decided to get drunk
at that party, you know the one. Dude, you were sooo
wasted! I'm serious, you were so sh*tfaced, bro. I think
we got you to do like five atomic situps before you finally
realized you were sticking your face in someone's
A**!
Ahem... Continuing on...
By reading, clicking, moving your mouse, or breathing, you agree that
TimPeeler.com is not libel for anything. That's right, you heard me:
ANYTHING. In fact, by reading this you've already
agreed not to hold Tim Peeler or TimPeeler.com or any affiliates
libel for anything!
While I'm making demands: You also agree to see your therapist
twice a month; eat nothing but skinless, boneless chicken nuggets
for three years straight; brush your teeth at least once in the morning
and once before sex; get to know your father, you never know if
Darth Vader he will be; floss.
So, whatcha gonna do about that huh?
|
